reverse letters

sometimes i like themes.  sometimes i like random.  sometimes i put the two together and get reverse letters.  letters in which some thing/person/place/whatever writes me their very own note.  

dear long-sufferer,

you putting up with me in the midst of my gut flinging escapades while the dishwasher is running, is quite betty draper/june cleaver ish.

begging for mercy, 

your broken-for-months garbage disposal

dear pride,

even though your two-year-old recently called you Mac, as in the semi-truck from Cars, it does not mean you are ginormous. it really just means you are your child's favorite, after all, he has only seen that movie 541 times.

best wishes, 

your ego

dear fish mama,

thank you for feeding me fifteen beta pebbles each day instead of three.  i'm convinced you are to thank for my extra long nineteen-month life span.

thank you from the bottom of the sea bowl, 

the world's longest living $2 beta fish

dear customer,

we are sorry for your inconvenience and our not being able to differentiate between a 2t and a 4t size.  that's what you get for ordering a $3 pair of carter's pajama's thinking you were getting the deal of your lifetime. sucker!

sincerely, 

too good to be true (kohl's)

dear mom,

hewe's yo micowabed eggpant. 

love, 

your Hunter boy, the bearer of everyday microwaved plastic eggplants

dear my beautiful bride,

you uncaged bird, you.

xoxo, 

your husband who is so happy you're experiencing a new sense of freedom with a car on the week days

dear camera girl,

there are other pictures in the world besides those with a sunflare.

regards,
broadening your horizons

whatevs! cannot.stop.snapping.the.sunflare.

the end.


ps. (i didn't invent reverse letters.  i'm not as cool as you thought.  sorry. a gal named Chelsea, who is darn funny, did.)

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